Anyone for cheese?

This is Venus.

She is gorgeous, bossy, hilarious and three years old. We were getting ready to go to bed tonight and I noticed she was eating something - something she'd obviously found for herself, as dinner time had come and gone.

I asked her "What are you eating?" adding as a joke "Did you find some cheese on the floor or something?"

And, with a big grin on her face because she felt so clever, she immediately replied "I found some cheese in my nose!"

Oh dear.